1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,305 OH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT -- NO. 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,440 NO. NO! YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,077 YOU CAN'T JUST START A THOUGHT AND THEN SAY, "NO." 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,911 FINISH THEM OR DON'T START THEM AT ALL. 5 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:13,547 YOU'RE VERY TOTALITARIAN TODAY. NO, IT JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY. 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:18,386 IT'S LIKE IF YOU DO SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT WITHOUT THE LAST PART. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,089 DO IT. WILL YOU STOP GIVING ME HALF-FINISHED THOUGHTS? 8 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,356 I PROMISE. DO IT. 9 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,158 * TWO BITS * THANK YOU. 10 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:27,795 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? PIZZA AND TV. 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,632 THAT'S OUR FALLBACK. THAT'S WHY I SAID NAH. REMEMBERED IT WAS OUR FALLBACK. 12 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,867 WHEN DID WE BECOME SO OLD AND PATHETIC? 13 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,070 HEY, HEY. WE'RE NEITHER. 14 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,505 WE'RE STUCK ON WHAT TO DO. 15 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,773 IT'S A FRIDAY NIGHT. WE SHOULD BE OUT -- 16 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,142 PARTYING WITH THE HOMIES. 17 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,577 OUR STARS HOLLOW HOMIES ARE ALL IN BED BY NOW. 18 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:47,215 NOT KIRK. HE'LL BE PLAYING VIDEO TRIVIA AT THE PIZZA PLACE. 19 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,650 WE'RE OLD AND PATHETIC. HOW DID IT COME TO THIS? 20 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,952 IT'S OUR FIRST FRIDAY THAT WE HAVEN'T GONE 21 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,621 TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S FOR DINNER. 22 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:57,024 I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT WE DID BEFORE WE STARTED DOING THOSE. 23 00:00:57,091 --> 00:01:00,694 FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO. OOH! WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 24 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:04,365 IT FEELS WEIRD FOR ME NOT TO SAY HELLO TO THEM ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 25 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:07,501 NO, DON'T CALL THEM. HEY, THIS RIFT IS BETWEEN YOU AND THEM. 26 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,370 I'M ON FRIENDLY TERMS. I KNOW. 27 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,605 IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY SITTING THERE EATING ALONE, 28 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,141 SHIVERING IN AN UNHEATED ROOM, 29 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,875 THE ONLY ILLUMINATION'S A SINGLE LIGHT BULB 30 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:17,778 JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE US FEEL SPECTACULARLY GUILTY. 31 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,080 HEY, GRANDPA. IT'S RORY. 32 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,850 RORY! HE'S PRETENDING NOT TO REMEMBER YOU? 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,519 NO. IT'S LOUD THERE. LOUD? 34 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,222 WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? WE'RE HAVING A PARTY. 35 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,490 A PARTY? A PARTY?! 36 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,724 SORT OF A LAST-MINUTE THING. 37 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,560 COULDN'T GET TOO BIG A CROWD HERE. 38 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,829 I THINK WE WOUND UP WITH 55 OR 60. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 39 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,265 60 PEOPLE! 40 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,667 OH, HERE COME THE MUSHROOM CAPS, EVERYBODY! 41 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,435 THERE'S SINGING AND MUSHROOM CAPS. 42 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,071 I'M APPALLED BY THIS. IT SOUNDS LIKE LOTS OF FUN. 43 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,273 OH, IT IS. 44 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,707 GRANDMA WOULD COME AND SAY HELLO, 45 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,676 BUT SHE'S DANCING WITH LLOYD SANDSTONE. 46 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,678 WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THOSE HANDS, LLOYD. 47 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,013 A GUY NAMED LLOYD IS FEELING UP GRANDMA. 48 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,415 YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 49 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,417 WELL, UM, I'LL LET YOU GO, OKAY? 50 00:01:56,484 --> 00:02:00,388 OKAY, YOU'RE COMING TO VISIT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY, AREN'T YOU? 51 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,491 YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. CAN'T WAIT. BYE NOW. 52 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,361 * MAGIC * 53 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,097 THE GILMORE HOUSE IS PARTYING LIKE IT'S 1999. 54 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,466 AND HERE IT'S "AT HOME WITH THE 700 CLUB." 55 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,303 WELL, WE DIDN'T TELL THEM TO STOP LIVING THEIR LIVES. 56 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,205 HOW COULD THEY BOUNCE BACK SO QUICKLY? 57 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,139 I DON'T KNOW, BUT BOUNCE THEY DID. 58 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,974 OKAY. THEY WIN THIS TIME. 59 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,345 BUT WE'VE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING SUPER BIG AND FANTASTIC 60 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,180 AND COOL FOR NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT, OKAY? 61 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,249 OKAY. NOW, THINK. 62 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,119 [ SIGHS ] 63 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,954 MUSHROOM CAPS SOUND REALLY GOOD. 64 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,557 SHH. SORRY. 65 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,497 * IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD * 66 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:48,636 * FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD * 67 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:52,506 * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME * 68 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:57,177 * AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN * 69 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:01,382 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 70 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:05,819 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 71 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,555 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 72 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,724 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 73 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,293 * I WILL FOLLOW * 74 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,595 * OH, OH, OH * 75 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:19,500 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 76 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:23,904 * ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 77 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,006 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 78 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,576 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 79 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:32,813 * I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD * 80 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,655 HI. SAY "CHEESE." 81 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,492 I LOVE MY LITTLE DIGITAL CAMERA. I WANT TO MARRY IT. 82 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,560 DO YOU EVER WANT TO PUT IT AWAY? 83 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,262 YOU HURT LITTLE DIGITAL DAN'S FEELINGS. 84 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,830 SORRY, D.D. 85 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:53,401 GOTCHA. OH, NO, WAIT. MISSED. 86 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,303 GOT A GOOD ONE OF YOU. NICE CHEEKBONES. 87 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,738 COULD YOU FOCUS ON SOMETHING NON-PHOTOGRAPHIC FOR A SECOND? 88 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:01,008 HMM. I'LL TRY. I WAS ASKED TO PASS THIS ALONG TO YOU. 89 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,712 SOMETHING FROM CHILTON. YOU STILL DIPPING GIRLS' HAIR IN THE INKWELLS? 90 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,013 READ IT AND SEE. 91 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,548 "DEAR MS. GILMORE, 92 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,150 "WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S FINAL DAYS AT CHILTON FAST APPROACHING, 93 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,519 YOURS ARE, TOO." 94 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,887 NOT FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA. 95 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,089 "THE BOOSTER CLUB COULD USE YOUR HELP. 96 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,327 WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE --" "GREATLY'S" UNDERLINED 3 TIMES. 97 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,762 TRYING TO EMPHASIS A WORD THERE. GOT IT, GUYS. 98 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,864 "YOUR INVOLVEMENT, ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF 99 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,800 YOUR PREVIOUS PAUCITY OF PARTICIPATION." 100 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,903 THEY GOT ME WITH ALLITERATION AND AN OBSCURE WORD. THE BASTARDS. 101 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,340 I'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO DUTY. SOUNDS LIKE IT. 102 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,409 FEEL LIKE PACKING MY RUCKSACK AND KISSING MY LOVED ONES GOODBYE. 103 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,810 SO DON'T DO IT THEN. 104 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,680 YOU'RE AS GOOD AS OUT OF THERE. YALE'S GRABBED YOU. 105 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:42,115 IT'S TOO LATE. WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM CHILTON. 106 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,451 EXCEPT MY GRADUATION TICKETS. 107 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,386 WE ALREADY GOT THEM. WE NEED EXTRAS. 108 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:48,055 I PUT IN THE REQUEST, IT'S UP TO THEM NOW. 109 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,557 WE DO NEED ONE BIG THING. 110 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,258 THEN THERE'S MY DIPLOMA. 111 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,593 YOU'LL GET IT AT GRADUATION. 112 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,762 I GET MY DIPLOMA HOLDER AT GRADUATION. 113 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,797 DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD WITHHOLD YOUR DIPLOMA 114 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,699 BASED ON MY PARTICIPATION PAUCITY? 115 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,034 I DON'T KNOW. OH, MAN, I'M SCREWED. 116 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,670 I GUESS I GOTTA DO IT. 117 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,438 HEY, GUYS. 118 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,906 WAS THAT NECESSARY? 119 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,275 OH, MAN. YOU DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH WELL. 120 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,877 WHAT? YOU BEEN GETTING SOME SLEEP? 121 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,712 'CAUSE THAT'S 40 MILES OF BAD ROAD. 122 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,982 I WASN'T READY. IT WAS A BAD ANGLE AND IT'S A HARSH LIGHT. 123 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,818 A SOFT LIGHT WOULD HELP WITH THE THING WITH THE EYES. 124 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,121 LOOK WHO KNOWS WHAT LIGHT HE LOOKS BEST IN. YOU READY TO ORDER? 125 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:24,124 I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN ORDER OFF THE CAMERA. 126 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,760 YELL WHEN SHE'S TIRED OF THE THING. GIVE IT TIME. 127 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,197 NOW I'M GONNA ZOOM IN ON JUST THE BREAKFAST MEATS. 128 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,999 GO TO TOWN. 129 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,203 WHOA. COOL. WE FINISHED AT THE SAME TIME. 130 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,838 THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED. 131 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,674 THE MIDDLE DIDN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE US. YEAH. IT SOUNDED GOOD. 132 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,544 IT SOUNDED GREAT, GUYS. ALL OF IT. DIDN'T IT? 133 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,579 NOT TOO SHABBY. WE'RE READY FOR THIS GIG. 134 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,482 I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. WHERE IS IT? 135 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,651 KYLE'S PARENTS ARE GOING TO MARRIAGE ENCOUNTER 136 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,152 SO HE'S THROWING THIS MONDO PARTY. 137 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,822 GOT ENOUGH SONGS? ENOUGH FOR TWO HALF-HOUR SETS. 138 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,124 WHAT WE NEED'S A NAME. I'VE MADE MY SUGGESTION. 139 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,192 YEAH, AND WE VETOED THE HARRY POTTERS, NEXT. 140 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,463 SO YOURS IS BETTER? FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT 141 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,631 IS MEMORABLE AND CLASSY. 142 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,533 I RUN OUT OF BREATH SAYING IT. 143 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,001 YOU'VE GOT ASTHMA. YOU RUN OUTTA BREATH SAYING YOUR NAME. 144 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,804 WE CAN'T WORK OUR NAME AROUND YOUR RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES. 145 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,174 EVEN WITHOUT AN INHALER, THAT NAME IS TOO LONG. 146 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,543 BUT WHEN WE GET FAMOUS, 147 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,446 OUR FANS WILL SHORTEN IT TO F-T-T-T-E-O-T-D. 148 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,414 DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS? 149 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,882 WE WOULDN'T DARE. 150 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,618 HOW WILL YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOM BEING SO STRICT? 151 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,521 RORY AND JESS ARE GONNA DELIVER MY DRUMS TO KYLE'S HOUSE. 152 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,356 YOUNG CHUI IS GONNA PICK ME UP 153 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,392 TO TAKE ME TO A FICTIONAL SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST BOWLING PARTY 154 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,094 THAT WILL LAST OUR GIG'S LENGTH. 155 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,295 NICE GOING. 156 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,130 I'VE GOT MY OWN BALL AND SHOES. 157 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,299 DUDE, DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT. 158 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,534 SEE YOU, GUYS. 159 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,935 YEAH, SEE YA. 160 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:42,736 LATER. BYE. 161 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,137 HOW ABOUT THE WE? 162 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,475 WE? YEAH. WE ARE THE WE. 163 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,909 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 164 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,845 SO, ANY WORD ON YOUR CAR? NOTHING. 165 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,614 YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD'VE FOUND IT. 166 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,882 IT WAS PRETTY ONE-OF-A-KIND. 167 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,950 IT'S PROBABLY HOLED UP IN SOME CHOP SHOP. 168 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,487 SAY GOODBYE. IT'S GONE. WHATEVER. 169 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,821 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 170 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,656 I LIKE YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW DAVE. 171 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,224 YEAH. HE'S A COOL GUY. 172 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,860 IT'S GONNA MAKE US GOING TO PROM TOGETHER MORE FUN. 173 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,963 I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. YOU WERE TRYING TO FORGET IT. 174 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,600 I AGREED TO GO, I'M A MAN OF MY WORD. 175 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,068 HOW'S THAT ARM I TWISTED? I GOT THE FEELING BACK. 176 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,938 IF THERE WAS ONE MORE DANCE I'D WANT TO GO TO, 177 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,008 IT'S THE STARS HOLLOW HIGH PROM. WITH LANE -- THAT'S A BIG PART. 178 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,443 I'M GETTING THE TICKETS THIS WEEK. I'LL PAY, OKAY? 179 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,980 NOT A CHANCE. IT MEANS A TUX, YOU KNOW? 180 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,115 I KNOW IT'S GEEKY. 181 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,150 TUXES ARE ALSO JAMES BOND. THAT'S NOT GEEKY. 182 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,987 YOU'RE KIND. AND GOING TO STASH A CHANGE OF CLOTHES IN THE LIMO. 183 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,894 SOOKIE? 184 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,462 YEAH? 185 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,566 I NEED LOVE AND A HUG. I HAD TO LAY OFF JULIO. 186 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,935 OH, POOR THING. IT'S THE THIRD ONE TODAY. 187 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,937 ALL I'M DOING IS CRUSHING PEOPLE'S SPIRITS. 188 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,039 BUT YOU TOLD THEM THAT WE LOVE THEM 189 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,675 AND WE'LL HIRE THEM SOON AS THE REPAIRS ARE DONE. 190 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,143 I GAVE THEM THEIR SEVERANCE CHECKS, 191 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,178 THEY WERE VERY GRACIOUS, WHICH MADE IT HARDER. 192 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,614 WE'RE GONNA GET THEM BACK. IT'LL BE GOOD AGAIN. 193 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,483 WE GOTTA LAY OFF FRANK, BUT I COULDN'T DO ANOTHER ONE, 194 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,252 SO MICHEL OFFERED TO DO IT. 195 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,820 DID HE SAY HE'D BE NICE? 196 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,089 YES, AND THEN HE SKIPPED OFF TO DO IT. 197 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,892 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH LUKE HERE? I DON'T KNOW. 198 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,461 I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED. 199 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,063 WHAT HAPPENED? WELL... 200 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,432 HE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT, 201 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,934 TINKERING WITH STUFF BACK THERE. 202 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,471 AND I GOT DOWN AND LEANED IN TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING, 203 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,974 AND AFTER A WHILE I REALIZED THAT 204 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,442 THE WHOLE TIME MY HAND WAS ON HIS BUTT. 205 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,044 SOOKIE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 206 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,480 IT'S GETTING VERY CINEMAX AT NIGHT IN HERE. 207 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,615 IT WAS EMBARRASSING. 208 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:37,250 UH-HUH, SO... HOW WAS IT? 209 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,251 HIS BUTT? YEAH. 210 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,687 GOT A NICE SHAPE TO IT. 211 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,022 WILL YOU TWO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT? 212 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,057 IT'S ALL POSITIVE. AND IN BAD TASTE. 213 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,926 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AFTER YOU LEAVE. 214 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,629 WHICH IS NOW BECAUSE I'M DONE. SO WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS? 215 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:52,265 SAME AS THE STOVE COMPANY SAID THE WALL BACK HERE IS BURNED. 216 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:56,269 YOU GOTTA REBUILD THE WHOLE THING BEFORE YOU CAN RECONNECT THE GAS. 217 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,871 IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. SORRY. 218 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,640 NO, LUKE. THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 219 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,474 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR SAID. 220 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:05,345 WE WANTED A GUY WITH A GOOD BUTT'S OPINION. YEAH. TOM HAS A TERRIBLE BUTT. 221 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,315 STOP THAT. RORY AND I WILL SEE YOU SATURDAY FOR BREAKFAST? 222 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,818 ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. NICOLE AND I ARE GOING SKIING, 223 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,686 AND WE'RE GETTING A RIDICULOUSLY EARLY START. 224 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,187 THAT SOUNDS FUN. WHY RIDICULOUSLY EARLY? 225 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,857 SHE HAS TO DRIVE FROM HER PLACE IN NEW YORK 226 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,126 BECAUSE SHE CAN'T STAY AT MINE BECAUSE OF JESS. 227 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,361 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER COME IN FRIDAY NIGHT? 228 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,564 YOU GUYS COULD STAY HERE. IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE. 229 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,734 NO. THAT'S OKAY. NO. DO IT, LUKE. 230 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,970 I KNOW WE HAVE ROOMS AVAILABLE, AND IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING, 231 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,139 "THANKS FOR PARADING THAT NICE BUTT AROUND HERE." 232 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,374 JEEZ! NO KIDDING. REALLY, IT'S A GREAT BUTT. 233 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,611 STOP IT. NO. REALLY. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 234 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,079 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 235 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,214 EITHER WAY, THANKS FOR THE OFFER. 236 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,051 I'LL TELL MICHEL TO KEEP A ROOM IN CASE YOU COME. 237 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,186 OKAY. SEE YA. THANKS. BYE. 238 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,792 DID YOU KNOW THAT FRANK RESCUES CHOW PUPPIES? UH, NO. 239 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,027 HE FEEDS AND HOUSES THEM ON HIS OWN DIME 240 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,563 TILL HE FINDS AN OWNER. WE CAN'T FIRE HIM. 241 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,800 AND THEY ARE SO CUTE -- CHIN CHIN AND PAW PAW. 242 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,235 PAW PAW'S THE ONE WITH THE SQUATTY LITTLE NOSE. 243 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,671 I TOOK THEM BOTH. 244 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,839 OKAY. GOOD JOB. 245 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,109 I GOTTA GO BUY DOG FOOD. WILL YOU FIRE FRANK FOR ME? 246 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,610 SURE THING. 247 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,020 WITH THAT LAST FUNCTION, WE RAISED ENOUGH TO PUT US IN THE BLACK, 248 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,055 WHICH GOT THE SCHOOL COMPTROLLER OFF OUR BACK, 249 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,291 WHICH WILL MAKE OUR LAST ENDEAVOR THAT MUCH EASIER. 250 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,559 HAVEN'T WE ALREADY TALKED ALL THIS STUFF TO DEATH? 251 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,463 YES, BUT WE NEED TO FILL IN OUR LAST-MINUTE BOOSTER CLUB ADD-ONS HERE. 252 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,465 YOU GET THE SCARY, THREATENING LETTER? YEP. 253 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,669 SO, ON TO GRAD NIGHT, OUR LAST EVENT OF THE YEAR. 254 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104 GOD, THIS YEAR'S GONE BY FAST. 255 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,072 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FARRAH'S 18. 256 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,408 MY KID WAS 18 WHEN SHE WAS 10. 257 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,210 MEN. WHAT? 258 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,113 LAY LOW. THEY'RE SETTING TRAPS. WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS YEAR? 259 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,181 WE'RE THROWING A BIG PARTY ON A YACHT. 260 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,017 THE PARTY STARTS WHILE ITS IN DOCK, 261 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,920 IT SAILS FOR 3 HOURS, THEN CONCLUDES WITH A FIREWORKS SHOW. 262 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,521 HOW'S THE FUND-RAISING GOING? TERRIFIC. 263 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,590 THE LAST FASHION SHOW ALONE BROUGHT IN HALF OF WHAT WE NEED, 264 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,694 THE BAKE SALE TODAY BROUGHT IN WAY MORE THAN I EXPECTED. 265 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,063 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 266 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,965 WHAT'S THIS? OUR CASHBOX. 267 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,000 YOU'RE THE GRAD NIGHT TREASURER. I'M THE WHAT? 268 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,136 BEFORE YOU REACHED, WE VOTED, YOU WON. 269 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,405 MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A RECOUNT, 'CAUSE I STINK WITH MONEY. 270 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,506 THE VOTE WAS UNANIMOUS. 271 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,175 I WAS LATE. CAN WE REVOTE? 272 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,644 DOUG WAS LATE, TOO, HE WAS VOTED LEAD CHAPERONE. 273 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,279 GOODY. WE CAN TAKE THEM. 274 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,114 IT'S REALLY NOT A TOUGH JOB, LORELAI. 275 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,450 YOU JUST MANAGE THE CASH, KEEP THE SIMPLE BOOKS. 276 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,919 ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW AT OUR NEXT MEETING, 277 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,956 WE'RE GOING TO ASSUME YOU RAN OFF WITH OUR MONEY. 278 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,323 NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 279 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,525 HELLO, LADIES. HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE. 280 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,127 OH, AND GENTLEMAN. SORRY. 281 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,096 OH, DOUG'S ONE OF THE LADIES NOW. 282 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,966 WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL. TERRY, CARRIE, LORELAI. 283 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,300 YEAH, GOOD. SAME HERE. 284 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,202 SO, WHAT DID I MISS? NOTHING MUCH. 285 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,204 LORELAI'S BEEN MADE OUR GRAD NIGHT TREASURER. 286 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,640 YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE? OH, YEAH. I'LL WATCH THE LITTLE BOX HERE. 287 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,078 OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'VE BEEN PICKING ON YOU MERCILESSLY. PRETTY MUCH. 288 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,613 WELL, I'M HERE TO LEND YOU GENDER SUPPORT. 289 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,182 SO, TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUE? 290 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,017 GREAT. WE WERE DISCUSSING GRAD NIGHT. 291 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,651 THE YACHT. SOUNDS GREAT. 292 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,420 WE'VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO 6 CATERERS. 293 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,655 THEY'RE ALL EXCITED TO BID ON THE PROJECT, 294 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,191 BUT A COUPLE ARE SO EXPENSIVE 295 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,027 THAT I KNOW THEY'LL PRICE THEMSELVES OUT OF THE RUNNING. 296 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,429 WEIRD. VERY WEIRD. 297 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,064 IT'S AS IF WE HAD NO HISTORY. 298 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,133 HE TREATED ME JUST LIKE HE TREATED WHAT'S-HER-NAME, 299 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,236 THE OVERLY COIFFED LADY AND THE ONE WHO KEPT JIGGLING HER LEG. 300 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,338 I HATE THAT! IT'S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE. 301 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,040 AND HE WAS SO NONCHALANT. 302 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,510 SO STAND-OFFY? NO. HE WAS JUST MAX. 303 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,780 AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM AFTER TO TALK, 304 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,249 BUT VERY CONVENIENTLY, HE EXCUSED HIMSELF 305 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,819 5 MINUTES EARLY FOR AN APPOINTMENT. 306 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,520 AND I COULDN'T WALK OUT WITH HIM 307 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,956 BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID TREASURER, AND IT'D LOOK FISHY. 308 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,724 THEY MADE YOU TREASURER? ARE THEY INSANE? 309 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,560 I TRIED TO TELL THEM. WHAT'S WITH THIS APPOINTMENT NONSENSE? 310 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,195 AND NO EYE CONTACT. 311 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,831 HE NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT YOU? 312 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,134 OH, HE LOOKED, BUT IT WAS VERY LACKING IN MEANING. 313 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768 WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM MEANINGFULLY? 314 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,004 NO. I WAS TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL. 315 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,240 THERE YOU GO. HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING. 316 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,909 YOU WERE BOTH JAMES DEANING IT, KEEPING IT PROFESSIONAL. 317 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,679 NO. HE WAS NOT PLAYING AT IT. I WAS. HE WAS REALLY IT. 318 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,381 WHAT? COOL. 319 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,916 GOT IT. SO -- 320 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,152 [ GASPS ] MAYBE YOU TWO NEVER KISSED. 321 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,920 ME AND MAX? NO. WE KISSED. 322 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,355 MAYBE IT WAS AN ILLUSION. 323 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,958 IT WAS NOT AN ILLUSION, DOUG HENNING. WE KISSED. 324 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,793 SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 10. 325 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,462 I WAS SO INTO LEIF GARRETT. 326 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,664 I FANTASIZED ABOUT KISSING HIM SO MUCH 327 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,100 THAT AT SOME POINT, I REALLY THOUGHT IT HAPPENED. 328 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,601 I KISSED MAX, SOOKIE. 329 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,637 I CAN STILL FEEL LEIF'S LIPS ON MINE. I KISSED HIM! 330 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,039 WHAT IS RORY'S TAKE? 331 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,842 I TOLD HER ABOUT THE KISS, BUT IT'S WEIRD. 332 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,477 HE'S BACK AT CHILTON, 333 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,545 AND I'M HAVING SOME INVOLVEMENT WITH HER TEACHER. 334 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,415 SHE'S DEALING WITH FINALS. I DON'T WANNA STRESS HER OUT. 335 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,584 LORELAI, WHAT'S THE ULTIMATE THING HERE? 336 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,186 DO YOU WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER? 337 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:43,090 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING OR WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 338 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,159 I HATE THAT, IT'S SO WISHY-WASHY, BUT IT'S TRUE. 339 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,295 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL SEEING ALEX, 340 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,297 ALTHOUGH IT'S MORE INTERMITTENT THAN EVER. 341 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,732 I'M NOT SURE I WANNA GET BACK WITH MAX. 342 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,167 THE KISS HAPPENED OUTTA THE BLUE. 343 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,236 THE ALLEGED KISS. SOOKIE, WE KISSED! 344 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,804 OKAY! CALM DOWN. 345 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,808 IF I KNEW WHERE MAX WAS ON THIS, I'D KNOW BETTER WHERE I WAS. 346 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,044 IT'S LIKE GOING TO A STEAK AND LOBSTER PLACE. 347 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,713 IT'S EASIER TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ONCE YOUR DATE KNOWS. 348 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,883 LIKE, YOU WANT STEAK, HE'S GETTING LOBSTER 'CAUSE THEN YOU CAN SHARE 349 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:14,154 OR IF HE'S NOT YOU CAN GET SURF AND TURF, YOU RISK LOOKING LIKE A PIG, 350 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,324 SOME GUYS ARE TURNED ON BY THAT. I'M NOT CONFUSED. I'M HUNGRY. 351 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,493 ME TOO. MAYBE LUNCH WILL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT. HOPE SO. 352 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,963 YOU SURE THERE WAS REALLY AN ALEX? STOP. 353 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,968 COME IN. 354 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:34,441 WELL, WELL, JESS MARIANO. WHAT A PLEASURE. SIT DOWN. 355 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,710 I WAS TRYING TO BUY TICKETS, AND THEY SAID TO SEE YOU. 356 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,112 SIT DOWN. 357 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,849 SO, THE PROM, HUH? 358 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,552 I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA GO TO THE PROM. 359 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,921 MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO. THAT'S TOO BAD. 360 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,323 WHAT? WHY? BECAUSE YOU FLUNKED OUT. 361 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,224 I WHAT? 362 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,393 YOU'RE NOT GRADUATING, JESS. 363 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,395 PROM TICKETS ARE FOR GRADUATING SENIORS ONLY. 364 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,097 GUESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S OUTTA LUCK. 365 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,167 NOW, WAIT. I'M A LITTLE BEHIND. I CAN CATCH UP. NO SWEAT. 366 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,969 YOU CAN'T. YOU MISSED TOO MUCH. 367 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,138 IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH. 31 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN OUT. 368 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,240 THE CUT-OFF'S 20. THAT'S IT -- JUST LIKE THAT? 369 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,176 THAT'S IT. THANKS FOR THE WARNING. 370 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,811 YOU MEAN THE 9 WARNING SLIPS WE GAVE YOU WEREN'T ENOUGH? 371 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,447 THE MEETINGS I SET UP BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR COUNSELOR, 372 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,849 BETWEEN US THAT YOU BLEW OFF -- 373 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,551 THAT WASN'T WARNING ENOUGH? 374 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,021 I CAN CATCH UP. I'M SMARTER THAN ANYONE HERE. 375 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,456 AND HUMBLE, TOO. I CAN CATCH UP. YOU'LL SEE. 376 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,492 THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE. YOU'RE OUT. 377 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,828 FINE. I'LL TAKE SUMMER SCHOOL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 378 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,430 GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 379 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,766 YOU GOTTA TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR. THE WHOLE YEAR? NO WAY. 380 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,934 THEN NO DIPLOMA. 381 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,403 [ SIGHS ] 382 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,772 AT LEAST LET ME GO TO THE PROM. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 383 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,541 WE'RE DONE HERE. COME ON! 384 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,478 YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT COMING BACK NEXT YEAR, MY DOOR IS OPEN. 385 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,849 I'M NOT GONNA MISS THIS PLACE. 386 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,251 VICE VERSA. 387 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,654 NO, NO. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT? 388 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,724 I COUNTED THE MONEY IN THE CASHBOX, AND I'M $18 SHORT. 389 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,160 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO DEPOSIT THAT AT THE BANK? 390 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,929 BE JUDGMENTAL LATER. HELP ME IN MY FISCAL CRISIS. 391 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,764 YOU COUNT THE MONEY WHEN THEY GAVE IT? 392 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,367 I GLANCED AT IT. YOU ARE A SUCKY TREASURER. 393 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,036 THE JOB WAS FORCED ON ME. 394 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,670 THE CASHBOX MUST'VE BEEN SHORT TO START. 395 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,306 OR MAYBE A BURGLAR BROKE IN HERE THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED. 396 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,143 A BURGLAR WHO BYPASSED OUR TV, OUR STEREO, AND OUR JEWELRY 397 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,977 WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE BOOSTER CLUB CASHBOX 398 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,646 AND TOOK $18 AND LEFT THE REST? 399 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,282 SOME BURGLARS ARE LESS GREEDY THAN OTHERS. I'M OUTTA ANSWERS. 400 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,118 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT 18 OF MY OWN DOLLARS IN 401 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554 TO WARD OFF SUSPICION. YOU'RE OFF TO THE PARTY EARLY? 402 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,024 JESS AND I ARE HELPING THE BAND SET UP. YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR PURSE. 403 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:35,228 YOU DON'T NEED MONEY., I.D. WHERE WILL I KEEP MY HOUSE KEY? 404 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,399 YOU PUT YOUR HOUSE KEY THROUGH THE METAL THINGY ON YOUR BELT. 405 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,035 YOU'LL ONLY LOSE IT IF YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BELT, 406 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,404 IF YOU'RE TAKING OFF YOUR BELT FOR ANY REASON, 407 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,639 I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU COMING HOME. 408 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,907 BRILLIANT. 409 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,610 YOUR SHOES OKAY? YOU GOT GOOD TRACTION? TRACTION? 410 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,246 THERE WILL BE LIQUIDS OF VARIOUS TEXTURES AND DISGUSTINGNESS. 411 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,282 ARE YOU EATING THERE? IF THEY HAVE STUFF. 412 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117 DON'T EAT CHIPS OUTTA A COMMUNAL BOWL. 413 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,352 IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR HAND IN A TOILET. NICE. 414 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,988 IF YOU'RE DESPERATE OFFER TO REPLENISH THEM WITH NEW BAGS. 415 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,192 GRAB A HANDFUL AND DUMP THE REST IN THE BOWL. 416 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:09,329 GOT IT. KEEP IN MIND THAT GETTING UP ON A TABLE AND PERFORMING A SONG 417 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,964 WILL HAUNT YOU FOR LIFE. TRUST ME. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 418 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,501 I WASN'T PLANNING ON. THOSE THINGS ARE NEVER PLANNED. 419 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,935 ARE YOU GOING NOW? YEP. 420 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,238 I'M GOING, TOO. I'LL LOCK IT UP. 421 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,906 OTHERWISE, I GOTTA UNDO MY BELT. 422 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,241 ENJOY YOUR BOOSTER CLUB MEETING. 423 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,742 I WILL. HEY, HON. YEAH? 424 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,445 I PROMISED I WASN'T GONNA ASK YOU ABOUT MAX ANYMORE, 425 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,815 CONSIDERING THE HISTORY AND THAT HE'S BACK TEACHING YOU AND ALL. 426 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,253 AND I'M GONNA KEEP MY PROMISE. GOOD, HUH? 427 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,688 VERY GOOD. OKAY, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. 428 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,424 OKAY. 429 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,359 [ SIGHS ] 430 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,799 DOES THIS SETUP FEEL RIGHT TO EVERYBODY? 431 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,135 COOL BY ME. ME TOO. 432 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,537 HOW'S IT LOOK OUT THERE? LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BULLET 433 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,173 STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS WITH A BULLET 434 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,941 OR A-A GUN'S GONNA SHOOT A BULLET 435 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,710 AND I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE PRECISE TERMINOLOGY, 436 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,778 BUT IT'S WORKING, RIGHT? 437 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,414 THEY LOOK LIKE A BAND. YOU NEED TO MOVE BACK. 438 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,516 WHY? BECAUSE WHEN I DOUBLE JUMP KICK 439 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,785 OFF THE AMP WITH SLASHING WINDMILLS, I NEED ROOM. 440 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,855 WELL, DON'T DO THAT THEN. IT SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO MILLI VANILLI. 441 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,125 IF I BACK UP, MY EXTENSION CORD MIGHT DAMAGE THE DATE PALM. 442 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,560 WHAT? THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED. 443 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,062 DON'T CALL PLANTS BY THEIR SPECIFIC NAMES. 444 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,599 IT'S VERY NOT ROCK 'N' ROLL. LET'S FINALIZE THE SET LIST, GUYS. 445 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,304 NEED ANY HELP HIDING THE VALUABLES, KYLE? 446 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,039 NOPE. STASHED THE SNOW GLOBES, HID THE LLADRO. 447 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,275 WE'RE PACKING UP THE HUMMELS. 448 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,843 TWO TO GO. MARSHALL, WATCH IT! 449 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,013 "BOY WITH TOOTHACHE" IS MOM'S FAVORITE. SORRY. 450 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,417 HEY. DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT A DOUBLE JUMP KICK? 451 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,619 WE'LL TALK HIM OUT OF IT. GOOD. 452 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,255 "ZEALOUS XYLOPHONIST." THAT'S SWEET! 453 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,291 STARTING OFF WITH A SLOW TUNE WON'T WORK. 454 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,393 YEAH. IT'S SO EMO IT MAKES ME SICK. 455 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,828 I WAS JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. 456 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096 DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. 457 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,164 NOT A BAD NAME. 458 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,865 KE-E-E-E-E-E-G! 459 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,335 THAT'S MY COUSIN RICK. 460 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,504 HE JUST TURNED 21. PRETTY AWESOME. 461 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,706 21! YEAH! 462 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,740 WHAT IS THAT -- BEER? 463 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,176 IT'S ONE OF THOSE MILK KEGS. GOOD ONE. 464 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477 THERE'S BEER. IS THAT LEGAL? 465 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,145 WELL, APPARENTLY, RICK IS 21. 466 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,248 21! WHOO-HOO! 467 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,450 OR JUST REALLY INTO THAT PARTICULAR INTEGER. 468 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,287 BEER. IT'S A PARTY, LANE. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING -- TANG? 469 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,555 NO. I GUESS NOT. 470 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,624 THE CARPET, GUYS. LIFT IT. LIFT IT. 471 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,625 WE GOT IT. 472 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,727 MARSHALL, GO GET TOWELS TO SET IT ON 473 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,796 AND NOT THE GOOD TOWELS -- THE SWIM TOWELS. 474 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,033 ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? WE GOT IT COVERED. THANKS. 475 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,536 HOW ABOUT YOU, LANE -- YOU NEED WATER OR ANYTHING? 476 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,905 STAY AWAY FROM THE BAND AREA. WE GOT LOTS OF CORDS AND STUFF. 477 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,675 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET ELECTROCUTED AND DIE. 478 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,876 OH. OKAY. 479 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,281 IS HE STAYING FOR THE WHOLE THING? 480 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,750 HE'S GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 481 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,686 THESE ARE THE GOOD TOWELS. THESE ARE THE SWIM TOWELS. 482 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,322 THE SWIM TOWELS HAVE STRIPES, AND THEY'RE OVERSIZED. 483 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,657 WE STILL GOTTA PUT AWAY 484 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,825 MY DAD'S MILITARY ICON COLLECTOR PLATES. 485 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,628 WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY, DON'T YOU THINK? 486 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265 WE'RE WITH THE BAND. WE'RE THE ROADIES AND THE SOUND CREW 487 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:02,335 AND I'M ADVISING ON MAKE-UP FOR LANE AND THE KEEPER OF BRIAN'S SANDWICH AND THERMOS. 488 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,836 SO, WE'RE BUSY BACKSTAGE-TYPE PEOPLE. 489 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,204 WE'RE DORK EARLY. 490 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,240 COME ON, GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS. 491 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,243 HELLO, CLEVELAND! 492 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,579 GUESS I'LL WANDER AROUND A LITTLE. 493 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,550 YAH! 494 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,853 YOU COULDN'T EVEN WORK YOUR WINDMILLS IN. 495 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,990 MAYBE I'LL SKIP IT. GOOD THINKING. 496 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,362 UH, MICHEL, ARE YOU OKAY? 497 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,898 DO I LOOK OKAY? THEY WAITING FOR A BELLMAN? 498 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,534 THEY'RE WAITING FOR A UNICORN TO SING TO A RAINBOW. 499 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,404 YES, A BELLMAN, THERE'S ONLY ONE 'CAUSE WE LAID OFF THE OTHER, 500 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,874 A MAID CALLED IN SICK. NOT ONLY AM I ANSWERING PHONES AND CHECKING PEOPLE IN AND OUT, 501 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,977 BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO TURNDOWN SERVICE AND CARRY PEOPLE'S BAGS -- 502 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,448 GOING TO A BAD PLACE. TAKE A BREATH, GO TO A GOOD PLACE. 503 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,783 I WENT HOME AND PLAYED WITH MY PUPPIES, 504 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,219 THE CHOW BOOK SAID THEY NEED LOVE AND STIMULATION 505 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,887 OR ELSE THEY'LL MURDER YOU LATER ON. 506 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,424 AND PAW PAW HAD FALLEN IN HER WATER BOWL 507 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,126 AND WAS SOAKING WET, SO I HAD TO BLOW-DRY HER. 508 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,262 THE NICE PLACE. I CAN STAY AND HELP A LITTLE BIT. 509 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,565 SHE COULD HAVE DROWNED. I'M A BAD DADDY. 510 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,999 PAW PAW'S FINE. WATCH THE DESK. 511 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,437 GET THE BELLMAN BACK HERE. I'LL DO TURNDOWN. 512 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:14,441 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHOW PUPPIES? YOU WANT TO EAT THEM UP. 513 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,611 THEY'RE GETTING READY TO GO ON. THEY'RE ALL HYPERVENTILATING TO THE SAME RHYTHM. 514 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,647 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? THE HAPPY FAMILY. 515 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,482 KIND OF DEPRESSING IF YOU ASK ME. 516 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,517 MR. SUNSHINE, YOU'RE SPREADING SO MUCH JOY AROUND 517 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,953 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 518 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,256 YOU'VE GOT TO GET A LITTLE MORE MOODY. I'LL TRY. 519 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,860 LET'S LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT. OKAY. 520 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,027 [ CRYING ] 521 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,197 SEEMS A LITTLE EARLY FOR THAT. IT NEVER IS. 522 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,265 BATHROOM LINE. 523 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,667 FIGURES. 524 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,272 HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS? 525 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,375 STUPID KEG... IT'S NOT WORKING. 526 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,076 WHERE'S THE TAP? THE WHAT? 527 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,145 YOU NEED TO HOOK UP A TAP TO PUMP THE BEER OUT. 528 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,516 I TOLD YOU THE THING IN THE BAG DID SOMETHING. 529 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,885 NO INSTRUCTIONS. 530 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,353 JEEZ. 531 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,793 THERE. START PUMPING. 532 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,528 ALRIGHT! TO JESS! 533 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,762 TO JESS. TO JESS. 534 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,963 YEAH. 535 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,066 YOU AND SPRINGSTEEN -- THE WORKING MAN'S HERO. 536 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,503 YOU READY TO GO ON? ONLY IF BRIAN RALLIES. 537 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,438 WHAT'S WRONG, BRIAN? I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 538 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,672 IT'S HIS HEARTBURN AGAIN. 539 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,908 I TOLD YOU, DUDE. IT'S YOUR CITRUS INTAKE. 540 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,075 STOP EATING ORANGES. 541 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,018 RORY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO ME A BIG FAVOR. 542 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,152 NAME IT. 543 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,821 YOUNG CHUI'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 544 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,290 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 545 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,359 IF YOU SEE ANY UNATTACHED GIRLS 546 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,228 WHO WOULD GO FOR A VERY AVAILABLE, 547 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,597 NEEDY, SELF-DELUSIONAL GUY, SEND THEM YOUNG CHUI'S WAY. 548 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,733 I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT. LANE... 549 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,769 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS IT! KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 550 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,839 BRIAN, YOU WITH US? I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO PLAY THE BASS. 551 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,142 PERFECT. BRIAN, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. USE YOUR INHALER. 552 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,045 DON'T FORGET THAT THE HAIR AND FINGERNAILS ON JOHN ENTWISTLE 553 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,047 WERE STILL GROWING WHEN THEY REPLACED HIM. 554 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,383 YOU'RE GONNA REPLACE ME? WE'RE NOT GONNA REPLACE YOU. JUST RELAX. 555 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:08,387 COME ON, LET'S GO! YEAH. COME ON! ROCK 'N' ROLL! 556 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,156 ZACK, START. 557 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,991 SOMEONE'S GOTTA INTRODUCE US. 558 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,226 RORY, INTRODUCE US. ME, WHY ME? 559 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,128 COME ON, LET'S GO! 560 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,064 YEAH, CRANK IT! GO, GO! 561 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:22,068 ALRIGHT, UH, NOW, WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME TUNES? 562 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,403 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 563 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,673 OKAY, GOOD, THERE'S A CONSENSUS. 564 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,141 HERE THEY ARE, STARS HOLLOW'S ROCKINGEST BAND -- 565 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,977 ALTHOUGH THEY'RE NOT ALL FROM STARS HOLLOW, 566 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,881 BUT THEY PRACTICE THERE, SO WE CONSIDER THEM OUR OWN -- 567 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,149 HERE THEY ARE -- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 568 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,153 THE CHOPS -- FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT. 569 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,523 THE [ COUGHS, MUMBLES ] 570 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,124 [ LAUGHTER ] 571 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,527 [ MUSIC PLAYS ] 572 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,436 YEAH? TURNDOWN. 573 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,138 COME ON IN. 574 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,239 HELLO, THERE. 575 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,942 THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 576 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,844 LUKE! LORELAI! 577 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,179 WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? YOU INVITED US. REMEMBER? 578 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,849 US? OH, HEY, HI, NICOLE. 579 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,551 THERE'S THE US. HI, LORELAI. 580 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,053 I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS TURNDOWN SERVICE. 581 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,288 I DID WHEN I STARTED, MANY MOONS AGO, 582 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,024 BUT THAT'S WHEN I WAS A MAID. 583 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,059 WOW, YOU GUYS ARE HERE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 584 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,329 I REMEMBER INVITING YOU. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE HERE. 585 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,965 BUT WHEN I TOLD MICHEL I'D DO THE TURNDOWN SERVICE, 586 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,434 IT MUST'VE SLIPPED HIS MIND THAT YOU WERE HERE. 587 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,469 PAW PAW FELL IN HER WATER DISH WHAT? 588 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,739 I'LL DO THIS AND GET OUTTA YOUR WAY. 589 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,441 HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YEAH, WE CAN DO ALL THIS. 590 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,445 YOU'RE OUR GUESTS, YOU DESERVE TO GET WHAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR. 591 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:43,750 WE'RE NOT PAYING. NO, NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU START PAYING...IN SWEAT. 592 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,251 WHAT? "FAME", RIGHT? 593 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,522 YEAH, DEBBIE ALLEN. "IN SWEAT." I LOVED HOW SHE SAID THAT. 594 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,190 LET'S SEE. YOU NEED TOWELS. 595 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,728 YOU CAN JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR TOWELS. 596 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:59,766 AND LET ME SEE -- OH, I'LL DRAW YOUR CURTAINS CLOSED. 597 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,235 WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE? 598 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,805 IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE I'VE DONE THIS. 599 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,940 WANT A FIRE? I DON'T KNOW, NICOLE? 600 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,310 A FIRE WOULD BE NICE. OKAY, I'LL LIGHT IT FOR YOU. 601 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,914 WE HAVE THESE NEW LOG BAGS NOW. MAKES IT REAL EASY. 602 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,984 YEAH. 603 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,152 OKAY. 604 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,789 [ CHUCKLES ] 605 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,225 SO...NOTHING LIKE A FIRE ON A COLD NIGHT LIKE THIS, HUH? 606 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,760 MM-HMM. 607 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,163 [ CLICKING ] I'M NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK HERE. 608 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,367 AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT -- WE -- WE LAID OFF THE PERSON 609 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,004 WHO WAS ABLE TO LIGHT THESE THINGS, NO PROBLEM. 610 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,039 WE LAID HIM OFF BECAUSE OF A FIRE. 611 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,341 IT'S OKAY. FORGET IT. I CAN LIGHT IT. 612 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,376 OKAY. OH, WHAT ELSE? 613 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,313 LET'S SEE. OH, UM, WELL, TURNDOWN. 614 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,982 I NEED TO TURN DOWN THE BED. REALLY, LORELAI... 615 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,885 OH, NO, NO. UP, UP, UP. 616 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:56,288 OKAY, I'LL GET YOU ALL SETTLED HERE, 617 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,556 NICE AND COMFY. 618 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:01,093 STRAIGHT LINES WITH THESE COVERS HERE. 619 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,962 PILLOWS NICE AND PLUMP. 620 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:05,231 AND A COUPLE OF PILLOW MINTS. 621 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,333 THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE ALL READY TO -- 622 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,769 YOU'RE ALL READY FOR YOUR EVENING. GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 623 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,003 YES, GREAT, LORELAI. 624 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,239 YOU'RE ALL SET. CALL IF YOU NEED ANYTHING 625 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,774 AND...HAVE FUN. 626 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,813 * WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT * 627 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,949 * WHITE RIOT, A RIOT OF MY OWN * 628 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,551 * WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT * 629 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,720 * WHITE RIOT, A RIOT OF MY OWN * 630 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,189 [ CHEERING ] 631 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,795 THANKS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK, AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK. 632 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,630 GUYS, THAT WAS AMAZING! 633 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,799 REALLY, IT WAS AWESOME! THANKS. 634 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,469 YOU DID GOOD, BUT YOU GOT CLOSE TO ME WHEN YOU WERE SINGING. 635 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:47,807 I GOT AS CLOSE AS I HAD TO. YOUR NOSE TOUCHED MY CHEEK. THAT'S TOO CLOSE. 636 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,777 GUYS, COME ON, JUST BE HAPPY. 637 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,579 WE PLAYED, AND WE DIDN'T SUCK, RIGHT? 638 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,181 YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. 639 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,849 COME ON, LET'S SPREAD THE WORD -- 640 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,918 ALL DRINKS ON COASTERS, PLEASE. 641 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,120 THE COASTERS ARE THERE TO BE USED, GUYS. 642 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,556 DAVE, WHAT'S WRONG? I MEAN, WE TOTALLY ROCKED. 643 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,225 WE SOUNDED GREAT. THEN WHAT IS IT? 644 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,260 THIS YOUNG CHUI THING'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 645 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,696 WHY? WHY? 646 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,398 LANE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM? 647 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,867 IT'S COMPLICATED. YOUNG CHUI'S VERY SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW. 648 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,335 I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T CARE. 649 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,370 IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HIM, YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 650 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,241 I WANT HIM TO BREAK UP WITH YOU SO I CAN TAKE YOU TO PROM. 651 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,744 HE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. WELL... 652 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,578 IS HE? KIND OF. 653 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,114 KIND OF? APPARENTLY TOTALLY. 654 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:31,017 HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, THAT'S WHY HE WON'T BREAK UP, 655 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,852 SO HE TAKES YOU TO YOUR PROM. 656 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:35,287 HE KNOWS YOUR MOM LIKES HIM AND WE'RE OUTTA TIME. 657 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,489 WE'RE NOT OUTTA TIME. PROM'S IN TWO WEEKS. 658 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,893 I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, I SWEAR. IT'S TOO LATE. 659 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,929 I'LL SEE YOU FOR THE NEXT SET. 660 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,764 DAVE! 661 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,032 SO, WHAT NOW? 662 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,267 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 663 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,401 GO WHERE? ANYWHERE. 664 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:50,602 IT'S EARLY. IT'S BORING. 665 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,839 JESS, WE CAN'T JUST GO. YES, WE CAN. 666 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,140 THE BAND'S PLAYING ANOTHER SET. 667 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,776 THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT US. I DON'T WANNA LEAVE. 668 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,510 COME ON. TRY TO HAVE FUN. 669 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,047 TALK, MINGLE. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE. 670 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,581 I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. 671 00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,984 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. 672 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,720 I NEED TO STAY HERE FOR LANE. COME ON. 673 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,624 GLOOMY. WE'LL GO WHEN THEY GET DONE PLAYING. 674 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,360 SURE, GRANDPA. RORY... 675 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,662 WE'LL GO THEN. I PROMISE. 676 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:20,466 HEY, YOU DROP A CHIP, YOU PICK IT UP. 677 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,269 IT'S COMMON COURTESY, FOLKS. 678 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,446 HI, GUYS. 679 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,681 HEY. HEY. 680 00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,483 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LANE'S BAND? 681 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,753 I LIKED THEM, ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE MOST OF THE SONGS. 682 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,588 SHE'S NOT A MUSIC FREAK LIKE YOU. 683 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,623 WE CAN'T ALL BE FREAKS. TRUE. 684 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:49,261 WHAT KINDA MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? I DON'T KNOW, MICHELLE BRANCH, MATCHBOX TWENTY. 685 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:50,963 JEEZ. 686 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,565 I LIKE THEM, TOO. I LIKE ALL KINDS OF THINGS. 687 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,268 YOU USED TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL. HE STILL GOES. 688 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,604 REALLY? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH. 689 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,407 ARE YOU THE ATTENDANCE MONITOR? 690 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,543 I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT THE HELL'S HOLDING UP THIS LINE? 691 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:05,912 HE'S NOT FEELING WELL. 692 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,647 THAT'S TOO BAD. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 693 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:10,449 BYE. BYE. 694 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,389 HEY, LANE, THERE'S SOME GUY LOOKING FOR YOU. GOOD. WHERE? 695 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,796 [ SIGHS ] 696 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,965 GIMLI THE DWARF IS RIDING HIS HORSE 697 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:29,035 AND LEGOLAS GRABS THE STRAPS AND SWINGS HIMSELF ON IT. 698 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,437 DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME! 699 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,506 ANY MORE LEFT IN THAT THING? PLENTY. FOAM OR NO FOAM? 700 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,809 ANYTHING YOU HAND ME, KYLE, I'M DOWNING. 701 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,646 [ CHUCKLES ] 702 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,448 VERY REFRESHING. 703 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:46,718 AT THE END WHEN THE TREE'S ON FIRE AND HE PUTS HIMSELF OUT IN THE FLOOD. 704 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 705 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,422 HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 706 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,925 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, 707 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,794 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LEFT THE CASHBOX IN THE CAR. 708 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,564 I'M NOT USED TO HAVING TO CARRY A CASHBOX. 709 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,266 SO I WENT BACK AND GOT IT. 710 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,201 I WAS CARRYING IT BY THE HANDLE, 711 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,669 AND THE STUPID THING FLEW OPEN, 712 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:07,806 AND MONEY FLEW EVERYWHERE, AND I MAY HAVE LOST 18 BUCKS. 713 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,642 ANYWAY, HERE I AM. 714 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,979 SO, WHERE'S DOUG? 715 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,613 I BELIEVE WE SCARED DOUG AWAY. 716 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,148 I LOVE SCARING THE DOUGS AWAY. 717 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,650 WE WERE TELLING US ABOUT THESE RIDICULOUS DOCK FEES. 718 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,286 WE GOT WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 719 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,121 A FINAL QUOTE FROM THE YACHT OWNER, 720 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,291 WHO THEN REMEMBERS HE FAILED TO MENTION AN EXORBITANT DOCK FEE. 721 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,159 UNBELIEVABLE. AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY. 722 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,329 I MADE CALLS AND I'VE SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET AROUND IT. 723 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,499 BUT FIRST, LET ME BRING IN A STUDENT FROM THE SENIOR CLASS, 724 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,568 WHO WANTED TO GIVE HER OWN THOUGHTS ABOUT THE YACHT TRIP. 725 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,905 COME ON IN. 726 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,439 [ SIGHS ] Oh, no. 727 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,974 PARIS GELLER. 728 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,475 LADIES, THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME. 729 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,811 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH WORK AND HAVE FAMILIES, 730 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,480 SO I APPRECIATE YOUR COURTESY, AND I'LL MAKE IT BRIEF. 731 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,117 HAVING GRAD NIGHT ON A YACHT IS THE WORST IDEA 732 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,185 SINCE NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN TOLD ENGLAND, 733 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,854 "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HITLER. HE'S A STAND-UP CHAP." 734 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,756 FORGET THE INCONVENIENCE OF BEING AT SEA 735 00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,392 WITH GUESTS UNABLE TO LEAVE IF THE PARTY IS DULL 736 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,528 OR IF THE BAND -- WHICH WILL BE COMPOSED 737 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,130 OF ACCOUNTANTS WITH SEMI-MULLETS -- 738 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,432 DECIDES TO DO A HALF-HOUR TRIBUTE TO KENNY G. 739 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,501 THE SEASICKNESS FACTOR, ABETTED BY SNUCK-IN FLASKS 740 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,737 AND BADLY COOKED FOOD, COULD LEAD TO AN EPIDEMIC, 741 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,240 WHICH MAY LEAD TO LAWSUITS THE SCHOOL CAN'T AFFORD. 742 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,542 THESE POINTS CALL FOR A CHANGE IN VENUE 743 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,577 TO A HOTEL BALLROOM OR RESTAURANT FACILITY, 744 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,946 SEVERAL OF WHICH I'VE CALLED. 745 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,613 HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF MY RESEARCH. 746 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,150 I'VE ALSO INCLUDED A LIST OF MARITIME DISASTERS 747 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,553 FROM THE PAST 50 YEARS -- CAPSIZINGS, ONBOARD FIRES, ETC. 748 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,989 AND TRUST ME. IT'LL PUT YOU OFF YOUR LUNCH. 749 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,258 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND COOPERATION. 750 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,364 SO, MY THOUGHT IS TO DISCUSS THESE YACHT FEES DIRECTLY 751 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,399 WITH THE YACHT OWNER FIRST. ABSOLUTELY. 752 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,868 HELLO, EVERYONE, SORRY I'M LATE. THAT'S OKAY. 753 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:46,505 I'M BARBARA EPSTEIN. I TEACH DRAMA. I'LL BE YOUR FACULTY REP TONIGHT. 754 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,507 WELCOME, BARBARA. I JUST LEFT MAX MEDINA. 755 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,944 HE FILLED ME IN ON EVERYTHING. THEN WE'LL GET A RUNNING START. 756 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,245 WE'RE DEALING WITH A FEE 757 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,314 THAT WE DON'T WANNA PAY FOR THIS YACHT. 758 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,749 KEEP GOING, GIRLS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 759 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,051 OKAY. 760 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,253 JOAN, YOU GOTTA WATCH THE CASHBOX. 761 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,354 WILL DO. 762 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,762 OH, SORRY. I'M JUST -- NEAREST BATHROOM? 763 00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,498 THAT WAY, HUH? 764 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,699 I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY. 765 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,135 THE FARTHEST ONE IS THE ONE I'M LOOKING FOR. 766 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:19,271 I TOLD A FRIEND I'D MEET HER THERE, SO I'LL JUST... 767 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,913 GOTCHA. 768 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,049 Y-YOU SURE DID. BAD TIME? 769 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,450 KIND OF. 770 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,188 BUSY? REAL BUSY. 771 00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:37,389 YOU'RE AVOIDING ME. 772 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,490 NO, I'M NOT. 773 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,826 THEN WHAT'S WITH THE "I'M BUSY" THING? 774 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,096 I CAN'T BE BUSY? THAT'S AVOIDING ME, SAYING YOU'RE BUSY. 775 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,198 NO, IT'S DESCRIPTIVE OF MY CURRENT STATE. 776 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:49,068 THESE ESSAYS ARE DUE TOMORROW, I'M WAY BEHIND IN MY READING, 777 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,370 SO I'M EATING MY DAY-OLD VENDING-MACHINE SANDWICH 778 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,506 AT MY DESK IN MY FUTILE ATTEMPT TO CATCH UP. 779 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,308 TWO ROTATIONS. WHAT? 780 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,245 IT'S IN THE BOOSTER-CLUB BYLAWS, MY FRIEND. I LOOKED IT UP. 781 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,413 FACULTY ADVISERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO 782 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,050 A MINIMUM OF TWO CONSECUTIVE ROTATIONS WITH THE BOOSTER CLUB, 783 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,751 AND YOU DID ONLY ONE. 784 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,219 I DID THREE. WHAT? 785 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,521 I DID THREE. YOU WENT TO MY THIRD ONE. 786 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,358 I DID THE PREVIOUS TWO YOU WEREN'T AT. 787 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,194 I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE DOCUMENTATION. LORELAI... 788 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,429 WITH LORELAI GILMORE, IT'S "TRUST BUT VERIFY." 789 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,465 I'M SURE I COULD SCROUNGE UP A WITNESS. 790 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,633 WHY'D YOU TREAT ME WEIRD AT THE MEETING? 791 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,902 I TREATED YOU WITH RESPECT AND KINDNESS. 792 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,237 THAT'S WHY IT WAS WEIRD. 793 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,506 IT'S HOW YOU TREATED TERRY AND JOAN, TOO. 794 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,408 DID YOU ALSO KISS TERRY AND JOAN? 795 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,411 I DID, AND DOUG. HE WAS THE BEST. 796 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,214 MAX. I WAS PLAYING IT COOL. YOU WERE, TOO. 797 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,149 I WAS JUST FOLLOWING SUIT. 798 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,485 NO, I WAS PLAYING IT COOL BECAUSE YOU WERE 799 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:43,089 AND I'M THE TREASURER, I GOTTA BE COOL OR IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS. 800 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,557 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 10 FEET. 801 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,658 10 FEET? 802 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,294 THAT'S A SAFE DISTANCE FOR US, 803 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,262 THE MORE FURNITURE IN BETWEEN, THE BETTER. 804 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,597 I'M NOT GONNA ATTACK YOU. 805 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,032 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I'M WORRIED ABOUT ME. 806 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,135 THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL WALKING THE HALLS, 807 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,370 THIS IS MY WORKPLACE, I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE 808 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:01,840 FOR WHAT I DO AROUND YOU. YOU'RE LIKE A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE 809 00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,676 THAT CASTS SOME KINDA SPELL ON ME, MAKES ME ACT STUPID! 810 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:08,147 I'M NOT STUPID. I DON'T ACT STUPID WITH ANYONE ELSE! 811 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,150 WE'RE TOO CLOSE AGAIN! I DIDN'T BRING A TAPE MEASURE! 812 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,818 I'M NOT GOOD AT JUDGING DISTANCES. 813 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,186 YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT. 814 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,222 IT'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN A BASKETBALL PLAYER. 815 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,524 KEEP A REALLY BIG BASKETBALL PLAYER BETWEEN US. 816 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,427 I BET THERE'S A SENTENCE THAT'S NEVER BEEN UTTERED BEFORE. 817 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,732 THERE ARE OTHER COMPLICATIONS WITH THIS WHOLE THING. 818 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,901 JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU. WHAT OTHER COMPLICATIONS? 819 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:33,805 I WAS SEEING SOMEONE IN CALIFORNIA. THERE, I SAID IT. 820 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,275 YOU MEAN, YOU WEREN'T LIVING LIKE A TRAPPIST MONK 821 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,577 WHILE YOU WERE IN CALIFORNIA? THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? 822 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,314 MAX, WE WEREN'T TOGETHER. I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE, TOO. 823 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,916 I WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE SEEING DIANE 824 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:48,820 IF I HADN'T MOVED BACK HERE. THAT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. 825 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,457 YOU CAN'T DATE ANYONE NOW BECAUSE IF YOU'D STAYED IN 826 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,059 CALIFORNIA YOU MIGHT STILL BE DATING DIANE? 827 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,695 YES -- NO. OHHH. 828 00:34:56,762 --> 00:35:00,266 DO YOU WANT AN ASPIRIN? I PROBABLY HAVE A TIC TAC. 829 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,301 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TEASED YOU WITH THAT ASPIRIN. 830 00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:07,005 I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH GOING TO PRETEND TO IGNORE THE KISS. 831 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,174 WASN'T THAT THE DEAL? 832 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,143 WE HAD A DEAL? I DON'T REMEMBER A DEAL. 833 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,612 YOU HAD YOUR SHOT, OKAY? 834 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,947 YOU HAD THE RING, AND YOU SAID NO. 835 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,849 YES, I DID. 836 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,719 AND YOU SAID THAT THAT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU, TOO. 837 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,989 YOU WENT TO STANFORD. YOU DATED DIANE. IT WAS RIGHT FOR US. 838 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,957 WELL, WHAT IS THIS NOW, RIGHT HERE? 839 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:29,161 IT'S US. * TA-DA * 840 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,596 WELL, US NEED TO STAY APART. 841 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,166 OH, MAX, WE HAD A WHOLE COUNTRY BETWEEN US FOR A YEAR. 842 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,304 THAT'S LIKE 11,000 BASKETBALL PLAYERS LYING END-TO-END, 843 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,772 AND YET HERE WE ARE. WE CAN'T AVOID EACH OTHER. 844 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,042 I THOUGHT I WAS OVER YOU AND IT WAS SAFE TO RETURN 845 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,744 BUT, NO, NOT THE DEAL. I JUST -- 846 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,348 I THINK WE SHOULD STAY APART AND NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 847 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,716 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 848 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:51,850 NO, IT'S NOT. 849 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,986 I'LL BE AT THE CHILTON GRADUATION. SO WILL YOU. 850 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,857 I'LL SIT BEHIND A TREE. WE COULD RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN A DRUGSTORE AGAIN. 851 00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:01,092 I'M GOING TO ORDER ALL MY DRUGS ONLINE. 852 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,196 IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN NEXT TO YOURS, WILL YOU STOP? 853 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,798 I WILL STOP, KEEP MY EYES STRAIGHT FORWARD, 854 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,834 CALL A GARAGE, AND STAY IN MY CAR 855 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,238 WITH THE RADIO ON LOUD TILL THEY COME, AND THEN I'M GONE. 856 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,539 [ SIGHS ] 857 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:17,843 AND I SAY WE START BEING APART...RIGHT NOW. 858 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:20,011 OKAY. 859 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,380 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 860 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:24,483 THIS IS WHAT I WANT. 861 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,385 AND WHEN I WALK OUT THAT DOOR, 862 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,620 IT COULD BE THE LAST TIME WE MEET. 863 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,357 OKAY. 864 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,025 I'LL ABIDE BY YOUR WISHES. 865 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,695 GOODBYE, LORELAI. 866 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:37,963 GOODBYE, MAX. 867 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,610 YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING. MY CAR IS THAT WAY. 868 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,645 I GOTTA GO THAT WAY, TOO. AFTER YOU. 869 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,615 TWO SECONDS, WE'VE ALREADY RUN INTO EACH OTHER. DOESN'T COUNT. 870 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,425 YOUNG CHUI, HAVE YOU SEEN JESS? I THINK I SAW HIM GO UPSTAIRS. 871 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,993 HAVE YOU SEEN LANE? 872 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,530 NOT FOR A WHILE. PROBABLY WITH THE BAND. WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE? 873 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,299 I DON'T WANNA LOSE THESE SEATS. 874 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,301 RIGHT, RIGHT. 875 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,773 IT'S JUST ME AND MARSHALL, MOM, HONEST. 876 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,676 OKAY, KISS UNCLE NEWTIE FOR ME. 877 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,877 BYE. 878 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:30,849 HEY, KYLE, MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE? AS LONG AS IT'S LOCAL. 879 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,385 OH, IT'S LOCAL DISTANCE. YEAH, DON'T WORRY. 880 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:42,528 HELLO, MAMA. HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 881 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,930 IT'S LANE. YEAH, LANE. 882 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:48,300 NOTHING'S WRONG. IN FACT, I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. 883 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,736 HAD A BEER AND A HALF -- NICE, COLD BEER -- 884 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:54,373 AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU I'M DRUMMING IN A BAND TONIGHT 885 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,007 AT A PARTY, AND WE ROCKED. 886 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,844 WE WERE THE CLASH AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE 887 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,612 AND NIRVANA COMBINED. 888 00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,514 AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAVE RYGALSKI. 889 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,452 NOT YOUNG CHUI. YOUNG CHUI'S A SHIP IN THE NIGHT. NOT EVEN A SHIP. 890 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,787 HE'S A LITTLE TUGBOAT TOOTING ALONG. 891 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,856 I'M NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH HIM. 892 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:14,259 I'M GOING WITH DAVE, BECAUSE WE ROCK TOGETHER, MAMA. 893 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,362 THE CHARADE IS OVER. 894 00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:18,330 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 895 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,831 WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE MONTHS AGO. 896 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,668 THAT WAS NOT YOUR MOTHER. TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MOTHER. 897 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:26,271 OH, THAT WAS THE MOTHER. I AM LIBERATED, MY FRIEND. 898 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,407 YOU'RE DRUNK. NO, I'M -- AM I? 899 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,709 WE'RE GOING ON IN 5 MINUTES. CAN YOU PLAY? 900 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,778 I CAN HIT THE STICKS ON THOSE BRUMS. 901 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,581 GREAT, GREAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRUMS? 902 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:37,916 DAVE. 903 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,428 THERE YOU ARE. HEY. 904 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,829 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 905 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:53,665 I JUST GOT TIRED OF EVERYTHING DOWN THERE. 906 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,535 ARE WE ALLOWED TO BE UP HERE? 907 00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:58,303 KYLE WAS KIND OF DISCOURAGING IT. 908 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:02,073 WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. YEAH, I GUESS. 909 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,710 SAD BOY. WHAT'S WRONG? 910 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,278 YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY. WHAT HAPPENED? 911 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,915 NOTHING. SOMETHING DID. 912 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,717 COME ON, TELL ME. 913 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,823 YOU'RE NOT TIRED OF ME, ARE YOU? 914 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,430 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ANSWER. 915 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,596 JESS, WAIT. 916 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,966 JESS. 917 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,901 MMM. WAIT. 918 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,505 [ SIGHS ] 919 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:09,575 JESS! 920 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,510 [ SCOFFS ] JEEZ! 921 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,712 NOT HERE! NOT NOW! FINE! 922 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,647 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! NOTHING! 923 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,148 SOMEONE COULD'VE WALKED IN THAT DOOR! 924 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,417 AND SANTA CLAUS COULD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY! WHATEVER. 925 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,320 YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 926 00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:24,355 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK. JESS -- 927 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:30,095 RORY, STOP. JUST STOP IT! I DIDN'T INVITE YOU HERE. YOU CAME ON YOUR OWN! 928 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:31,530 [ Voice breaking ] I -- 929 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,164 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. 930 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,902 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 931 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,604 RORY! 932 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,038 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 933 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,240 RORY, ARE YOU OKAY? 934 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,442 YES -- NO. I DON'T KNOW. 935 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,011 WHAT HAPPENED? 936 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,378 [ SNIFFLES ] 937 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,780 FIGURES. 938 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,618 DEAN, NO! 939 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,923 FIGHT! 940 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,506 STOP IT, GUYS! 941 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,708 STOP IT! 942 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,076 YOUNG CHUI, WE GOTTA TALK. 943 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,311 DON'T TOUCH ME, DAVE. I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH YOU. 944 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:23,582 I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A TALK ABOUT THE LANE SITUATION. 945 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:26,251 JUST A TALK? WE'LL KEEP IT FRIENDLY, HONEST. 946 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,819 OKAY. 947 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,420 GET OFF ME! I'M TRYING. 948 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,122 [ CYMBAL CRASHES ] 949 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,357 BOGUS. 950 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,059 BREAK IT UP! 951 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,764 HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. 952 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,919 GUYS, JUST STOP IT! 953 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,088 LET GO OF ME! 954 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,826 COPS. 955 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,829 OH, NO, MAN, IS THAT... 956 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,397 "BOY WITH TOOTHACHE." 957 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,832 OH, YOU'RE DEAD. 958 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,907 OKAY, DUMP YOUR CUPS AND GO HOME. 959 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,108 NOW! 960 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:27,312 JESS... 961 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,923 [ LANE RETCHING ] 962 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,827 LANE! 963 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,194 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]